according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
more like 2.5 hours an hour.
i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend
I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend
alright you win
I was at the Oscars, waiting to hear if my name was called, and I kept thinking, Cakewalk, cakewalk, cakewalk. I thought, Why is ‘cakewalk’ stuck in my head? And then, as I started to walk up the stairs and the fabric from my dress tucked under my feet, I realized my stylist had told me, ‘Kick, walk, kick, walk.’ You are supposed to kick the dress out while you walk, and I totally forgot because I was thinking about cake! And that’s why I fell.
NO, CHICKEN IS NOT HEALTHY.
NO, WHEY PROTEIN IS NOT HEALTHY.
NO, GREEK YOGURT IS NOT HEALTHY.
NO, FISH IS NOT HEALTHY.
PLANTS. PLANTS ARE. PLANTS ARE HEALTHY.Everything you just listed is very healthy. And also plants are very broad, so not all “plants” are even edible to humans. I would not recommend you eating every plant you see, you’ll likely throw up.
how about i feed you a nightshade salad and see how healthy u think it is
the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept